The clickbaity Dee articles have started, so we here at the PirateNet Studios decided to save you the trouble of sifting through all the Fake News put forward by Johnny-Come-Lately Neighbours viewers and provide you with a definitive list of every crackpot Dee theory ever.
- Dee is Dee. She went into the drink in Werribee South 13 years ago, and in 2017 she came back. No bull, nothing suss, it’s just Dee. She had some issues and now she’s back and we are grateful.
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- Dee is Emily; the good Samaritan who plucked Dee out of the drink and decided to squirrel her away from the bloke who drove her over an embankment. Or so she says. Because she got plastic surgery to look like Dee and has now come for the Bliss inheritance. (The Bliss inheritance is also what Hugh Hefner’s estate calls it.)
- Dee is Cecile Bliss; Dee’s sister who ALSO WENT MISSING, WHAT. Well, missing to Toadie who I guess had a pending Facebook friend request from her for years or something. She’s back to avenge Toadie for driving her big sis into the drink. Oh and she got plastic surgery too I guess.
- Dee is Cecile Bliss; Dee’s sister who ALSO WENT MISSING, WHAT. Well, missing to Toadie who I guess had a pending Facebook friend request from her for years or something. She’s back to avenge Toadie for driving her big sis into the drink. Oh and she got plastic surgery too I guess.
- Dee is Dee but she’s got some kind of ulterior motive: a child she wants Toadie to raise, a debt she needs cleared, or maybe she heard Sonya’s handing out her ovary stores and wants in.
- Dee was rescued by Emily but Emily is in a cult and brainwashed Dee and sent her to recruit the Rebecchis for some culting. Or ‘Emily’ is Sindi Watts on some kind of bender.
- Dee and Emily are an item. That’s not the motivation for Dee’s return, it would just be cool to have another bisexual character alongside Steph.
- Dee is a person we haven’t heard about yet, who has fashioned a Scooby-Doo style Dee mask to rip off right when DullCop starts getting too suspicious.
- Toadie is dead. In 2016 he underwent surgery to remove a bullet that had dislodged from his spine after a jumping castle incident (DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, IT’S TRUFAX) and he died and every episode since then has been Ghost Toadie’s imagination. OR Sonya is writing a book about their last year without Toadie, Roseanne-style.
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Here she is!
Toadie is hallucinating from a tumour.
- Sonya is hallucinating from pregnancy.
- We, the viewers, have been hallucinating every episode of ‘Neighbours’ since 1989 as some sort of Truman Show/ Hunger Games thing and the last viewer remaining wins one of Karl Kennedy’s Right Prescription CDs.
- Dee is a zombie (as depicted in the ‘Neighbours vs Zombies’ webisodes – to some, these are canon)
- Dee is a mermaid
- Dee is Dee’s long lost evil twin (it’s a soap – this has to be thrown into the mix)
- Darcy Tyler (Susan Kennedy’s nephew/ Dee’s ex-fiance) has something to do with this. What? Dunno. He’s a doctor – maybe he cloned her.
- Daniel MacPherson’s character and Dee’s ex Joel has something to do with this. What? Dunno. Don’t even have a joke answer.
- Dee is a ratings grab to convince Network Ten executives that ‘Neighbours’ belongs back on Ten instead of its awkward cousin by marriage, Channel Eleven.
The bottom line – Dee’s return has been thirteen years in the making. This is a huge time for Neighbours viewers. We have a lot of feelings. We are discussing every damn detail at all hours of the day and night, because the ‘Neighbours’ audience is scattered across the globe in opposite seasons and time zones. You wanna talk about Dee? Come and find us lifers in the nooks and crannies of the internet in the wee hours and we’ll talk. Bring gifs.
